March 2012
228 posts
My eyes are going crazy right now. →
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Socratic Dialogue #15
One: Why are you so cool sometimes?
One: It's just like...
One: When you wake up in the morning do you just think "Wow why does my shit smell better than everyone else's?"
One: Tell me how you do it.
One: Please.
Two: I hate you, so much.
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What’s the thought process behind the decision to stand outside Planned Parenthood and hold posters of fetuses all day? #voteSantorum
February 2012
225 posts
Why do I attract all the weirdos who walk into work?
Forever incapable of paying attention in physio
Currently,
1. The Weeknd 2. Kelsey Frazier in Italy 3. ……why am I here 4. Contemplating vintage Dior Homme blazers and how that will work on my 5’ 100lb awkwardly shaped body. 5. Cold classrooms + thin shirts + thin bras……..Me hiding underneath my desk. 6. I wish someone would come to The ClosetSB and bring a Rick Owens haul all in my size. 7. omgah What are we...
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Tres Bien Shop Visits Undercover and Uncovers...
nicetrybro:
Taking into consideration that the text is nonsensically staring its wearer directly in the face, I believe a more apt caption would be “Fuck Your Judgment” on the left and “Fuck Your Face” on the right, thus ensuring such wearer is reminded every time he laces these dogs up that he made a huge mistake.
Preach it, brother. Preach.
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One of Stefano Pilati's final interviews as... →
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“Why did he write to her,
“I can’t live without you”?
And why did she write to...”
– Carl Sandburg (via mocasia)
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“It’s kind of disappointing, like learning she spits or...”
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the Sexsnob, Joanne Vo
http://thedeluminator.tumblr.com/
(via jaynessoul)
So out of context, said re: Slutever blowie pics
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I shouldn't work at Victoria's Secret and reasons
1. Today I bought a lingerie set from somewhere other than Victoria’s Secret.
2. Have talked extensively about starting a blog called UglyShitAtVS.com.
3. My favorite sweatpants are Vera Wang. VS Pink is useless to me now.
4. Currently own almost every single style of bra in the store therefore do not need any more.
5. The customers that come in can all win a reward for worst customers...
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Fine is not good enough. →
Posts to come soon. FINGE consists of Kelsey Frazier, Dan Faughnder, Eric Dobson, and myself.
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Dim sum in Orange County
So into it. So so into it.
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Got out of class early today so I took my Eastern Religions book outside with my new bathing suit to remedy pale legs and took a glorious nap in the sun. Result= completely sunburnt chest.
psh-imonjusticesplaylist:
I will stop wearing black when they make a darker color.
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